beyoncescock:

ameliastardust:

darrynek:

save money by not paying your bills

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anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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nbcemployee:

remember when u were 10 you thought bob was such a common name but like how many bobs do you actually know??!!

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triliv:

throw back to last night when I asked my boyfriend what we were going to do for Valentine’s Day and he said “each other”

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miyku:

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right?
me :
 

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